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Joke of The Week

An 18 year old Jewish girl discovers she is pregnant and goes home and reluctantly tells her parents.  After some screaming and yelling the mother finally says, “Who was the filthy pig who did this to you?  I want to know!”


Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call.  Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house.  A mature and distinguished man with gray hair wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the house.


He sits down in the living room with the mother and father and the girl and says:  “Your lovely daughter has informed me of the problem.  I cannot marry her because of my personal life situation but I will take good care of her.  I will pay all the costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.”


He continued, “If a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami, and a bank account with $1 Million in it.  If it is a boy, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and $10 Million in the bank.”


And he said, “And if it is a miscarriage, I am not sure what to do.  What would you suggest?”


And the mother answered, “You’ll try again.”

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