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My Favorite Country Western Songs


                                                Compiled by Phil Simborg


Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth ‘Cause I’m a Kissing You Good-bye

I’m the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

If You See Me Gettin’ Smaller, It’s ‘Cause I’m Leavin’ You

I Got in at 2 With a 10 and Woke up at 10 With a 2

There’s a hole in my mattress so I’ll meet you in the Spring

Mama Get the Hammer (There’s a Fly on Daddy’s Head)

She Made Toothpicks Out of the Timber of My Heart

You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

My Kid’s as Cute as He Can Be But He Sure Don’t Look Like Me

If Fingerprints Showed Up on Skin, Wonder Whose I’d Find on You?

It Ain’t Love, But It Ain’t Bad

I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

I’ve Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart

Touch Me With More Than Your Hands

The Last Word in Lonesome Is “Me”

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Getting’ Better

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

Did I Shave my Legs Just for This?

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You

There’s a Tear in My Beer ‘Cause I’m Crying for You Dear

You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You, When You Know

            I’ve Been a Liar All My Life?

She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger

If I Don’t Love You, Grits Ain’t Groceries

There Ain’t No Queen in My King-Sized Bed

He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk

She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles

We Used to Kiss Each Other on the Lips But It’s All Over Now

Leaving You is Easier Than Wishin’ You Were Gone

Remember the Alamo-ny

Ever Since We Said I Do There’s So Many Things You Don’t

Get your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed

Her Teeth were Stained but Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You if You Won’t Go Away?

Thank God and Grayhound She’s Gone

I Fell In A Pile Of You, And Got Love All Over Me

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

If my Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All on You

You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too

I'll Get Over You, as Soon as You Get Out From Under Him

I Only Use My Gun When Kindness Fails

How Did You Get So Ugly Overnight?

I Guess I Had Your Leavin’ Commin’

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me