How Jews do Business/By Alan Grunwald

 

Moishe says to his son: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice".

The son says: "I will choose my own bride".

Moishe says: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter".

The son answers: "Well, in that case, yes ok".

Moishe then approaches Bill Gates and says: "I have a husband for your daughter".

Bill Gates answers: "But my daughter is too young to get married".

Moishe says: "But this young man is president of the World Bank".

Bill Gates answers: "Ah, in that case, yes ok".

Moishe goes to see his friend, the chairman of the board of the World Bank and says: "I have a young man to be recommended as president".

The chairman answers: "But I already have a president.”

Moishe says: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law".

The President answers: "Ah, in that case, yes ok."

And that is how successful Jews do business.

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